dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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