what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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