Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
how drunk are you?
Several
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm always down for nudity.
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