Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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