Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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