Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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