So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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