he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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