It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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go home
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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