yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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