So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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