she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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