I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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