I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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