He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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