why didn't you poke me back
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.