Swine flu. Run for my life!
my shit smells like andre
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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