next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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