Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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