I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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