just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
