i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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