Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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