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did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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