So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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