West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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