i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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