It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.