I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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