I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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