dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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