When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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