do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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