McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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