Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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