The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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