Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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