We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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