im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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