Nicole vs. Life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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