i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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