My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it because I queefed?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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