"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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