i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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