ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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