i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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