Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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