You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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