You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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