Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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