Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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