btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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