i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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