If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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