I want to have your abortion
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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