Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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