just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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