They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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