i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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