her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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