I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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