I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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