i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
In America we eat man semen.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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