I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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